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Rusty Truck Christmas Humour


This is a great and funny Christmas card.  It features Santa driving his red truck with the back filled to the brim with a Christmas tree and presents.
The front of the card reads:  "Dashing through the snow, in my rusty Chevrolet, down the road I go, sliding all the way..."
And the inside of the card reads:  "I need new piston rings.  I need some new snow tires.  My truck is held together with a piece of chicken wire!  Oh, rust and smoke, the heater’s broke, the door just blew away!  I light a match to see the dash & then I start to pray-Ay!  The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio is o.k. Oh what fun it is to drive, this rusty Chevrolet!'

This kit contains 3 sheets:  main card topper, matching insert, gift card, and gift tag, decoupage, sentiments “Merry Christmas”, “Season’s Greetings”, “Happy Holidays”, “Christmas Wishes”, “Christmas Blessings”, and one blank for your own greetings.

Graphics by Tracy Therrien, Delightful Doodles

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This product was added to our catalog on Tuesday 05 December, 2017.

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